Hey, let’s be honest - neither of us are going to do anything about it either way.

Two teams from separate conferences play a game to see who qualifies for the spot.

Yea, that works well.

A couple of married Houston neurologists

Taking a big gamble with perjury there.

That is offal.

We tried being U.K. Didn’t take.

Offside rule is actually two players, goalie is almost always one just by where they play.

Haven’t seen a River shot go this badly since the Viper Room.

Excuse me, I didn’t quite catch that. Did you say leg irons?

Yes, but I told them it’s in Boston.

Great minds...

If we are five years from self driving trunks, we can’t be more than a decade or two away from transformers. How fucking awesome is that gonna be.

Parks and Rehabilitation

I punch up. Not down.

But I would borrow, knowing that if the economy crashed, you could make a deal.

I’d buy that for a dollar!

Hey, hey, hey, Jared Kushner’s father may be guilty of illegal campaign contributions, tax evasion, and witness tampering - but he has done nothing of what you said.

Also, I guess you can’t wear leggings to a government job then.