Everything you said is spot on. Except for Cuddyer being convinced to leave $12.5MM on the table. I'm sure the team and he cut a deal. Everyone keeps saying that they saved all this money, but that is highly unlikely. My guess is that there was some small discount coupled with deferred payments. But that's just a…

It was a Russian duck sound. It was also an American duck sound. But he was referring to a chicken. Therein lies the problem.

It's Time For Deadspin's Garbage Writers To Go

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Pictured: It’s getting rotten herre.

Apropos of nothing, your comment reminds of one of the better Gawker COTD from yesteryear.

Going out with Lane Kiffin isn't offensive?

When you come to a fork in the road - take it.

I’m guessing Natalie Dormer

Your math is way off. Putting aside the fact that there is not a full slate of games for 162 days, etc. - you are accounting for the fifteen games (30/2) twice in your equation.

Mr. Burke - To whom in the gif are you referring to?

Give that man the ten thousand dollars!

Relevant info at 2:15

If only he turned the left way.

Only reason they aren't perfect, is that it is not insufferable dealing with the Chinese to get your license.

De plain idiot! De plain idiot!

And finally some justice for Janay "she might have been married only once, but she still got many Rice marks on her face." The NFL should be proud and earned itself a bow. Trent.

When did the f-word start to mean faggot. Does the n-word still mean what I think it does.

FIP Derek Jeter

I can't be the only one who sees this.