This weird anti-Wrigley obsession Deadspin has is getting creepy.

It’s pretty easy to tell which personalities are insufferable jerks to those they feel are “beneath” them by observing the revenge exacted by stylists and makeup artists.

Those guys stink.

This isn’t the Cubs first move this season. They also brought up some relievers.

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

Props to that kid for not just crying like a little frightened dipshit. He'll go places.

Jerzee's in Richmond.

In retrospect, football was sort of a thing he fell ass-backwards into for a while despite being an irredeemable turd. The most interesting aspect of this case isn’t that a football player was just convicted of murder, but that a murderer actually managed to have a short pro football career.

Look, it’s like they always say - you can’t have your birthday cake and jump out of it in an Easter bunny costume wearing a lace-thong, basketball sneakers, and Chanel #16 ‘sandal’, without getting skin treatment for contact flour dermatitis, footing a hefty dry-cleaning bill for the whole lot of it, just to realize…

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I’m impressed with the new commissioner. I know we are supposed to hate everyone here but he seems like he knows what he is doing. May be Bud’s great legacy.

The good news is that places that sell $1 tacos and promote the sales of said tacos with handmade signs often have great medical benefits for part-time skateboarding mascots.

It has to be a ton. Assuming the average age difference between child and grandparent is 50 years, and every person has four grandparents, then it’s pretty likely that any winner under the age of 30 fits the bill.

Probably the second best golf game of that era behind this one:

This is what his swing reminded me of...

Not seen in the photo above, the ball actually left the park. He got winded and decided to stay at first base.

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hmm. I wonder what told her to wear that in the first place.

Unexpected Thug Life classic:

I think if I caused a DMV to use 13 employees time.