But that’s the thing. None of those items are embarrassing to Trump, those are notches in his braggart belt. Only thing he cares about is mocking of his finances. He loves that everyone knows he can bang a pornstar. Or that he can trade his old wife in for a newer hotter model. He loves dictators and is proud of his…

Wait. Do you wish the Earnhardt’s survived a plane crash twenty years ago on Epstein’s plane. Or that Epstein survived a crash and went about molesting kids for many more years?

STOP IT WITH YOUR SLURS.

Yes. But we know who the star of that show was. Mr. Piggly Wiggly with his close up. Always knows his angles. 

Seems like someone missed the boat on naming their pig Beto O’Pourke. 

Mo Money, Mo Problems.

Gigantic recession in the 1940’s? In America?

Speaking as a white male, it won’t matter. OUR THOUGHTS WILL BE HEARD. 

Irregardless is not a real word - you heathen. 

Man, that is not how money works. Your complaints will go up in triplicate. 

I believe over there he is referred to as A£AP. 

You might be a little generous. That should be scored a four base error. No hit. 

Had a friend do that back in the day. And then we went to a party with black lights. 

But call quickly, they won’t be around for long. 

Cause Cody Bellinger won the ROY in 2017. Tough to be a rookie again, after winning the actual award.

Of course De Blasio is still on Buscemi’s list

Who better to kill Tupac, than Epstein!

Lackey: Mr. Trump, in article about you being racist, Splinter News has compared you to salt.

I mean that is thinking way, way, way ahead. How many dads are really getting their five year olds to bat unnaturally in the off-chance he makes it to the majors. My guess is that it happens naturally, and we just see more - cause their are more righties in the world.

Rarely can I be helpful. So it was a treat for me too.