The biggest thing holding back women’s soccer is the same old thing.

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What is the sound of one ball slapping ?

How do you call Melissa Mark-Viverito as a Puerto Rico whore when ho is just right there. 

Yea. Sorry. Same here, otherwise I would have linked it. Just know, it was hilarious. 

That was no reckless beaning. That was absolute headhunting.

It’s the yucky way. 

Where does tarp slip ‘N slide fit into the excitement rankings? Gotta be pretty high, right.

Thread Jack-son. 

Her memory of the incident will be a bit Hayes-zy. 

A night in the Polky will set her straight.

Just makes her qualified to run on the R ticket for the highest office. 

And Doc conceived the idea for the flux capacitor on November 5th 1955. 

Given minorities in a house a hard time is literally the family business.

Oh Mets fans...

For number 2, may I present one Andy Reid...

I would always whether we would have to sing sea to shining sea in the 3rd inning if another tragedy ever were to befell us.

That story took a really quick turn into ecstasy. 

Cuomo. I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.