Despite that result, from a strategy perspective it was the correct call to send Bruce in that two-out situation, which required a perfect throw on a very close play. Especially with the Mets’ feeble hitting.

I’m imagining Terence Malick filming this script, stretching it out to 85 minutes - no added dialogue, just long gorgeously framed shots of open countryside, teeming crowds on sidewalks, people jostling through the gates of a ballpark, players going through their pregame rituals, etc., all set to a score somewhere…

That looked like a dead pull foul pole shot. How that ended in the power alley, I have no idea. But monster shot. Stroke that dong, Giancarlo.

Big deal. With both Melo and Rose on the floor, I’ll be watching the Knicks play defense with 3 men all next season.

There’s a warning in the headline!

Russia 1

If I were he, my entire family would disown me for telling this story every 45 minutes.

just like they say, the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a Russian diplomat trained in jiu jitsu

Fuck it, I’m starting the death count now.

Not very diplomatic if you ask me.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

internet g.i.r.l = guy in real life

I KINDLY REQUEST HONORABLE MR. CIRK ALEXANDER’S EMAIL ADDRESS AND PERSONAL MOBILE TELEPHONE DETAILS. I WISH TO CONTACT HIM WITH AN URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL.

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

Totally agree. I just came to say “Yeah Jeet.”

Let’s be clear here, Trump is Nathan Lane as Max Bialystock. Not Zero Mostel. And whoever his Leo Bloom is (Manafort?) can be Matthew Broderick, because fuck if I’m comparing any of these people to Gene Wilder.

If we’re pulling comparisons for Donald Trump from The Producers, I think Hitler is a decent option.

Are you sure he isn’t just running for president to meet more women?

Any international sport that relies so heavily on the opinion of a couple of pompous fops is never going to bode well for America. (See: Soccer)