Caras Faces off Against NDA, Homonyms

It has been described as a pewpewpew die incident.

The gun was unharmed.

She’s the one last just lost two hundred and fifteen pounds.

Texas is Cruzing for a bluesing

A middle aged man with a romantic foil his same age, in real life. I tell ya, this black cinema has me thrown for a loop.

You and your fact based replies. Get out of here.

If illegal immigration is down by 73%, as Trump has said, why the need for quotas. By chance, may he be fibbing to us.

They had to scramble to get this one.

A lot of businesses give it as a floating holiday. Take the Monday off, or if you don’t give a shit about Easter, take a summer Friday or another day attached to your vacation or your birthday(?) off.

*Puts his white robe on*

Does that make us, the audience, the cookie?

Jason Sudekis definitely is playing adult version of him in any movie they make.

Trying to take out teacher’s ability to get a tax deduction on supplies they buy with their own money was really just kicking dirt in their eyes.

It’s his No DACA No VACA Policy

I do not apologize.

Q. How did Courtney Love beat Coffeehouse security?

Get an edible if you are really that desperate.

Electric Chair Boogaloo

It was a Roy Moore joke. If Moore ran as a D, I would have reversed party affiliation.