This is my jam.

I got Tommy Heinsohn on the phone. I can’t tell for sure what he’s saying because he’s fucking yelling at me, but I think it has something to do with Jae Crowder being hammered on that last play and not getting the call.

Oh, but I disagree. You hate Duke because people follow sports as a means to vent their misery and you’ve arbirtarily decided that a bunch of rich people who win shit are worth your scorn as opposed to oh, I dunno, a ball hogging basketball player who thinks he’s god or a young bearded baseball douche who runs his…

This is the weirdest piece.

I watched like 22 minutes of this once

5 second rule is gone too, actually.

So maybe they sjould have made better games to begin with?

Cauley-Stein has started many, many games this year.

NOT A DIRTSHEET

NAME A DIRTSHEET

Good lord would you look at that team full of corn-fed white clones. Ffs, one of them is literally named WHIETMAN.

They’ll lose a lot worse this year. They function better as a team when Shumpert and Thompson play down the stretch than when the other “stars” do. I mean, do you watch their games? They sit Love and Irving in the 4th quarter quite regularly.

You don’t wanna trade Russell unless it’s a no-brainer move. He’s going to be an incredible player.

They might be willing to sign 25 year old LeBron but not the 31 year old version.

It’s not an isolated incident.

They had a chance to flip Love at the deadline and improve the team. Thankfully, they didn’t, but I suspect it’ll happen this summer.

Ah, but it’s a better team without Love and Irving. That’s the dirty secret we learned during the finals and we’re being reminded of it today. Love and Irving aren’t championship players. They don’t defend. They don’t scrap. They are glamour boys.

You can be a champion, but sooner or later you’ll go up against somone who can take you out.

The is the best thing i’ve seen

This is a pretty bad look.