Have some actual eye bleach:
I give you the dog bun.
I can’t see “Alexander Hamilton” without getting this stuck in my head, thanks to a very strange political science professor I had about 5 years ago. (It starts about 1 minute in)
I love you for “what comes out of their facehole is not what I immediately imagine in my head stuffing”.
On my wedding day, I awoke to the sounds of gentle rustling. It was a baby deer peering at me from the mouth of the cave! Wide eyed and innocent, I smiled. Then opened my eyes wider and more magically than that motherfucker will ever be able to imagine. I am that baby deer.
*sniff* My dress was made from organic lentil by-products. I don’t know, I guess I’m just not very materialistic compared to some people.
I don’t have any photos of me wearing my engagement ring for some strange reason but I have this shot of the wedding bands and engagement ring from our wedding. The engagement ring has 5 small sapphires and surrounded by small diamond chips in white gold. The wedding band is traditional with just our wedding date…
Note: if it is a VERY old debt that is more than 7 years old. DO NOT take the call and DO NOT say anything but, “Not mine, sorry wrong number” There is a lot of companies buying expired debts that can not be collected and trying to get people to admit to it, because under the fair credit reporting act they are allowed…
Boooo! I like Jezebel but commenters should be able to criticize hypocritical articles or stances that we feel damage the sites integrity/mission statement in a respectful manner. I find it especially weird that they banned people for commenting because the whole reason the gawker empire sites were pissed about the…
Holmes, Property Brothers, Income Property........the landscape is littered with the corpses of old K&B wiring found on HGTV homes. One day someone’ll find K&B wiring wrapped in asbestos and covered in mold, and the universe will blink out of existence.
It’s actually pretty easy.
And you know were the pickpockets hang out? By signs saying “pickpockets beware” because then people check the part of their body where they keep there money, like tapping their pocket. And they do look for non-Italians especially Americans. Best not to indicate to anyone and use a moneybelt.
I’m talking about how Jezebel is reporting this, and I’m really not the only one commenting on the misleading title and piece here! First of all, they imply that he killed someone (thank god he didn’t), and then they don’t clarify that the hatchet wounds (and we all get a terrible mental picture when there’s talk of…
Sometimes you just want a couple strips of bacon, but you don’t want to defrost the whole package to get to them.…
Yeah, definitely one of those “smack yourself on the forehead” moments.
I’ve been a commenter for literally years, buddy. Guess this is your first day on I Three Dread! Maybe you should observe for a while before you comment. While it’s great fun to snark on people’s shitty manners and bad taste around here, being a snotty, judgmental asshole is usually frowned upon!
Funeral parlor in America can often trace their history to furniture stores. Back when funerals were conducted in the home the furniture maker created the coffin for the deceased. As funerals became more elaborate many furniture makers naturally transitioned into the funeral home businesses we know today.
The only time I ever caught a bouquet was during a promotion at a Lush store, and whoever caught it would win a bath bomb. I caught it one-handed because they were also giving out cupcakes.