Those who are 50 or older can also make catch-up contributions to, uh, catch up. Every little bit counts!

I liked this tip from girl scout camp: when you come back, separate your luggage into three piles:

This isn’t passive aggressive at all! This is regular aggressive!

would be read by a lot of people, many of whom would probably hate and mock it

So we have an African American man dead from a broken neck sustained while en route to the precinct, a town where half the police resigned after an African American woman became mayor, and now this...

• Maple syrup (Aunt Jemima's is delicious, by the way)

Use the same plate, bowl, cup, knife, fork, spoon.
Have others for when you entertain, but keep them out of the way, like in the high shelf of a pantry. The more you use, the more you will dirty.
Just have one of each, preferably orphans, and you will quickly get in the habit of cleaning them right away.

i've lived alone a couple years now. woman's prerogative disclaimer, but i feel like even if i meet my soulmate and marry i'll still want my own apartment.

Vote: Kindle Keyboard 3

Gotcha. Well, it's a great feature so keep at it please.

Gotcha. Well, it's a great feature so keep at it please.

Only gluten free, non-conflict pandas. Also, reading back through my comments, I do appear to have graduated from douch bag university with a phd in self importance. Wasn't intended that way, I'll go have a nice, strong cup of silence now.

I cannot think of a fate worse than being lactose intolerant.

Fuck yes. You can pry my window seat from my cold, dead hands.

Cultivating relationships with farmers pays off hugely. Ask about what they grow and why and how, tell them what you love, nudge nearby would-be customers toward their best stuff. It's the rare week a vendor doesn't drop extra produce in my bag, offer a deep discount, or steer me away from a meh purchase toward…

Get these mother f*cking bears off this mother f*cking plane!

Frankly, I think it’s just stunningly childish and irresponsible that these people would get on airplanes without up to date Cooties vaccinations in the first place.

The method for filleting fish he shows is going to get you there for most round bodied fish with a pretty standard body layout. Particularly something as uniformly shaped as a mackerel. And you can effectively do the same thing for most flat fish. But there are a lot of fish that are down right weird in terms of body…

I was a fishmonger for a few years, and I found that mackerel is one of the easiest and most forgiving fish to filet. Plus it's usually fairly cheap, too. Just be confident and go at it.