I find it best to have steaks involved. "Do that workout and you can have steak for dinner."

It's a contraction, but a weird one in this case. That apostrophe actually stands for "ot wan"

America, your ways are still mysterious to me after all these years.

Unsubscribe from deal sites/feeds.

Kindle has been a good tool for me to reduce my book purchases. If a book catches my eye, I download the sample to my kindle. It seems to soothe that itch to hit the Buy button without actually doing any damage. Plus it reassures me that I won't forget about it. Of the books I sample, I probably only purchase one or…

But seriously, which one looks better?

I am. Well, I was..... Some of it was spent on impulse buying Ziiiro watches last Valentine's Day lol. :( So I'm saving up, again. Sucks that it'll get delayed because of a freaking watch.

I'll have you know that I popped my Kinja blog cherry just for you and the people who starred your post.

Pro-tip: ride the rides FIRST.

I will be debuting my pulled pork on cronut with artisanal pickle sandwich at the Brooklyn Flea next week! Because there is no god!

Winner winner, no turkey dinner(s)

Rein. Like 90% of our language, it's horses all the way down.

Not a disaster story, but a tip for any of you who might be mailing out invitations at some point: Assign each household a number and put it on the back of the RSVP card. Some people don't remember to put their own names on the card, or the names are illegible. It also gives you a simple way to sort them so you can…

I'm still not sure what Marvin has to do with this.

I have a mantra; never be with someone who doesn't make your life better. It's really the bare minimum they can do. And I'm not talking about money - I'm saying they should make your day brighter, make you laugh, ask if they can bring home Indian food cause you're feeling sick. If you're doing all the heavy lifting,…

This is unfortunately how most men are raised, to drain women.

Actually, I believe it. There's plenty of the men dumping the women, but I've seen plenty of the wives doing the dumping.

Not everyone feels that way ....