Regarding plopping down the $10 plus on a genuine microplane, there's a saying I learned about barbecue equipment that really applies to all cooking equipment: You can buy cheap crap and cry many times, or you can buy the good stuff and cry once.

Lol I moved to the UK from the US (midwest and east coast) last year and it's so lovely and temperate here. I didn't even bring my coat. #perspective.

I have Raynaud's, too. My cutoff temp, though, is about 65! It sucks. When my feet or hands get cold, which is often even when I'm indoors where there is "heat", they won't go back to being normal and not being painful without an external source of heat. So, lots of hot baths and holding onto hot mugs of tea for me in…

No you're not the only clueless, denial-filled person.

More recipes from you please!

My first reaction to that gif was "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"

god: the ultimate Nice Guy

Kardashians source their eyelashes from cruelty-free tarantula leg farms.

I'd like to think he favors Death Becomes Her.

Unkempt hair! Smoking cigarettes on the street! And those SLACKS!

I'm glad it only makes you think eye-roll, but honestly this brings back SO many fucked-up memories of being raised Southern Baptist. Fun fact: at 16, I had never so much as KISSED a boy but all the guys/girls (most of whom were "Christian dating", some of whom were rumored to sleeping together) bullied me and…

Jesus, was that haircut part of the punishment?

Yikes, this reminds me way too much of youth group lessons (AFTER the boys and girls were separated, of course) from way back in my misguided Christian days. Anyone else have those memories? I remember our "super cool" youth pastor giving us an analogy where sex before marriage= all those dudes in a big bed with your…

My computer at work has no speakers, so I turned on the CC. I highly recommend everyone try it. It's fucking hilarious. Some highlights:

Pretty sure I had the cologne version of that. Eau du Taint of Slut.

Don't worry it's getting renewed!

I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY TO USE THIS GIF

My salad spinner cracked and I didn't bother replacing it. It was too much work to clean. I have mesh cloth produce bags and they work great. Wash a leaf, tear it up, put it in the bag, repeat. Then step outside and swing it around (think Roger Daltrey or Thor, depending on your age) and you have your own bag of…