Are you paid by the comma?

It's so cool that you decided to go ahead and define what sexism is for the uneducated peasantry. And that you claim to have all the pertinent facts and patterns in both these situations, something only law enforcement and legal authorities would claim to have.

yea but check this out: nobody cares. if this clip were a scene from a movie, this would still be one of the funniest scenes of all time. it's friday. smile.

Isn't a strange secondhand choke up what killed David Carradine?

I believe tryouts for Petulant 20-something Commenter Who Doesn't Want Kids is always open.

Eh, this is where we go when we have an issue with a woman. #SheUgly.

You must've heard "try again" pretty often during grammar tests in elementary school.

Best arm I've seen in 20 years.

Madeline, I was informed in the comments the other day that Mouth Breather is unfair to people who can't breathe through their nose due to medical conditions. I have chosen to go with "You misbegotten spawn of hell!" from here on out.

If that photo is proof of a dating relationship I have dated approximately 7500 people.

That sure does look like two people walking together.

well researched and written. gnar. If I ever meet Money, though, you are a hack and this was a hatchet job. You're a monster.

Joel Embiid sliding in her DM like.

I love that Maria Cary song, Always Be My Lady.

I read this "account" of DashCon and some kids were like "a bunch of us locked ourselves in bathroom stalls, crying and having panic attacks" and I admit it, I laughed pretty hard.

"Very Short Debate: Is Lionel Messi Still the World's Best Player."

Sadly, that's probably why he thought nobody would find out about the kid he has in Vancouver.

So Dwight Howard agreed to something, then waffled, offended people and ultimately chose a course that satisfied nobody?