I hope you and like 57 other guys from the Valley get Google Glass punched into your corneas after ogling the wrong woman at Outside Lands.

Never have I ever seen such a needlessly large image.

Because Cleveland steamer was too long?

Who puts "Hot Carl" 69 on a Jersey? Does he even understand what that means?

Pictured: Greg Howard dressed in drag

As a professor of evolutionary linguistics, the phonological development of the Proto-Germanic language never ceases to amaze me.

Runner up:

Michael Bay's method of fleshing out a character is just throwing a bunch of stereotypes at it, and hoping that a character results from them.

This is what I've always loved about his Transformers movies, even when they miss the mark. They might technically be "live action" films, but they're so drenched in the maximalist beauty and bombast of the summer blockbuster that they still feel like the cartoons from whence they came. And like any good cartoon, they…

Kobe famously uses slights like this as fuel. And if that doesn't work, he can use the incredible amount of fat he has stored up.

Oh, believe me, we're still cheap.

He doesn't, but that's an entirely different issue.

Don't you dare speak to my father like that.

What a horribly misguided post. It doesn't mater what gender you are, Melo isn't going to pass.

If they insist on playing basketball with men, they have to expect that the men are going to treat them no differently. So, sorry ladies, but Carmelo Anthony isn't going to pass you the ball, either.

I enjoyed Tanaka's reaction to Napoli's home run.

I seem to be the odd one out here, but I honestly don't care that Facebook 'did' this to users. A few more often positive words, a few more often negative words, and now I'm supposed to flip my shit over an admittedly interesting experiment? So what? How is my life today at all affected for it? I don't think I would…

You have to renounce there bird rights for their cap hold to be available

And magic isn't real, game doesn't exist, and the Tooth Fairy is made up.

Because a weekend brunch and a trip to Ikea could've prevented this?