well, no, you're a loser because you're being a big tough guy talking on the internet about what you would do if you were an MLB pitcher (which you are most certainly not) to a man you've never met, based upon third-hand information and the fact that you don't like his face

It would severely impact the game if you, as a pitcher, didn't throw every time he came to the plate. You are correct in your thinking that he, as a batter, is asking for you, as a pitcher, to throw.

because he's good at hitting and you're salty, spiteful loser?

Of course, because that's what you get paid for as a pitcher. That philosophy has worked like gangbusters for Diamondbacks pitchers this year.

no, actually what you're seeing is a fucking optical illusion... carry on

Aaaaand that's enough internet for today.

No tall Asians?

It took you 4 minutes to watch a 2 minute video?

#notallasians

for those who don't know, ball handles is is actually, literally kyle wagner.

Soooooo he progressed through the game by refusing to play the game.

More like Ben Watanobrain, amir—

"I hope Da Vinci senpai notice me."

Fresh from Reddit:

I don't see the issue. :|

Great job done here by Shane McNulty, hurrying the quarterback and causing the bad pass that was picked off. Also a good job by other Shane McNulty, putting the hit on the player pursuing the ball. And an awesome job by the other Shane McNulty, picking off the ball and hustling 93 yards for the touchdown.

Irony man.

I'm waiting for more ridiculously, not like the book at all, pervy Littlefinger.

Where do the Bucks stand on this list, with 45% of their fanbase being comprised of inanimate objects?