Yeah, sure... in the first quarter.

If you listen very closely, you can hear Darren Rovell orgasm about halfway through the article.

"Oh, so it's cool for LeBron James and Bryce Harper to be a minority owners. Whatever."

+1 Schrute Buck

A hockey player would've taken out a life insurance policy for $3 billion on himself, named himself as the beneficiary, died, resurrected, claimed the benefits, and finished the shift.

Unfortunately, this business is doomed to fail in the end, as most users will dislike the flagship Kerouac machine, an excellent word processing laptop that only works in the closet.

Meanwhile an investment in beets will leave you mired in the red.

Feel better now?

Another behind-the-scenes tidbit: Jason Whitlock once stole a rib right off my plate at a BBQ restaurant. (This is a real thing that actually happened.)

everyone sucks.

For the sake of journalistic integrity, I think everyone should know precisely how Greg Howard got that staph infection:

As a former employee of [redacted], boy do I have a ton of Whitlock stories.

This, I thought in disbelief, is really how I'm going to die.

I think you're a little confused. "Race-baiting" is using dog-whistle racist terms ("thug") or programs ("WELFARE HANDOUTS") to bait others into calling you a racist, when you've couched yourself in enough plausible deniability to push back and say, Hey, no, of course I'm not a racist! It can work from the other side…

Yes, it's worth dismissing an article that looks critically at real scientific evidence out of hand because it has a slightly provocative title. Pronouncements like "...this site is falling of (sic) the Journalistic Wagon" definitely make you seem cool and smart and not at all like a wannabe pretentious know-nothing.

He has stated that he now regrets this bit solely because of how many white racists now cite it directly.

I have, and I'm sure many others have as well.

A lot of people can't actually say sorry, so I respect anyone who can make a genuine apology. Still, it's getting super-weird to see so many famous people begging for forgiveness on TV/Internet.