What a perky set of hills she chose to die on.

And now when I google "furry foursome" THIS is what I get.

Meh...I like Kimye. I don't think that Kim is the dumbo that people assume she is, and it irks me that she takes so much heat for having her privacy violated (the Ray J tape). Also, she claims to have been abused in her first marriage, and it sucks that she doesn't receive the same level of empathy - especially from…

The man knows his brand.

Size 8s and Heartbreak

I posted it because I find it funny.

Can't you guys just grow a new set?

Just like a woman. Not being happy until you take both the guy's balls.

Exactly. What a little dick.

Just like a man. Promise her something / deliver something else.

I don't need to see your face to know you're being moody as hell right now

Thank you for calling out the tortuous brain-fuck known as Malcolm Gladwell. I find his writing to be engaging, lively, and totally wrong.

Then you would benefit from talking to someone. I was in a similar boat; someone would say "if you're thinking of suicide you should call the hotline" and my reaction was "ok, sure, if I have a gun in my hand, yeah, but ... come on, thinking of suicide a couple times a week isn't that bad, right? I mean, just like…

"Sometimes life is unpleasant and tedious and painful, but all of that is better than not existing and being part of a shapeless and timeless black void that LITERALLY sucks, as opposed to you and your metaphorical sucking."

True, but at least I have the goddamn decency and basic human empathy to never just assume someone wants mayonnaise on a sandwich. Baby steps towards a better tomorrow.

EA's inability to compete in the basketball video game market is really getting to those guys' heads. Act like you've been there before.

This is all about sucking, so I'll begin with me, in a parking lot...

You should be the commencement speaker for Phoenix Online

It's brutal, but the sun is shining.

So you're too lazy to read, but not too lazy to log in and announce it to the world?