...boyfriend Gregg Sulkin (who he is isn’t important)...

He prob wore a wig to look like you

eh, go with the joke.....

In Hebrew, her name roughly translates to “No Good”.

I don’t count Ryan Braun, who isn’t really Jewish.

Now, THIS is a type of message you save the comic sans font for!

How stupid are the fans and people running this shitshow that they expected a band that told Romney to fuck off because of his milquetoast conservatism would be happy to perform for this crowd without making a scene?

3EB is my favorite, and while I’ve never apologized for that even though I know it’s objectively wrong, I apologize even less now. “Raise your hand if you believe in science!” Yes.

It’s spelled klassy.

How does calvin Harris feel about ham sandwiches?

Actually I think she might be pokemon.

And my husband said that I could have one

Shouldn’t it have been in French as well?

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

but the LatinX version

I would be slapping fools like it was going out of style.

*whispers* and don’t call me Shirley!

I think you are forgetting a little known, HILARIOUS show called The Big Bang Theory.

And yet it will be the best show on TV (again).