I think Skinner said “engine so small it couldn’t even pull a greasy string from a dog’s ass” or something like that.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

Rodgers is a transcendent quarterback who is forgetting about his family 50 years ahead of his peers.

Neutral: When I cut in front of an autonomous car, I will not judge the computer programming for being a spineless, limp-wristed ninny who never learned to stick up for itself.  

I understand the financial necessity that this exist, but you know that whole “every gearhead needs to own an Alfa” thing? It just died.

Potential Buyer: “Hmm, it can cross a stream you say?”

The tire still fits under the bed like the normal Colorado, the bed mount is a new Gear-On option they’re pushing. None of the prototypes have the bed mount.

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

Switch the “from” and “to” on the translator, and “minimal structural rust” in U.S. English comes out to “jolly well buggered” in British English.

yeah that’s like meeting a girl who has dormant herpes; sure it doesn’t look bad right now but it still could spread

You have to use the proper equipment:

It was her husband who was driving. And he thought that was the entrance to the undeground parking garage. Because his navigator said so.

Maybe they’re looking for something more grounded to the ground?

Until he has to step down, anyway.

is this how it’s gonna be for the next 4 years? boo-hoo round-the-clock? sour grapes 24/7?

but for $15k+? you’ll still have a giblet which is a luxury car that sucks at luxury, $15k will buy you a decent Cambiocorsa coupe or Quattroporte and those cars have the wonderful sounding v8 in them.

Meh. Give it a thorough detail. Replace the glass, replace the seats, replace the carpet. Keep the bullet holes. Instant street cred.

A SCUBA diver named Aquachigger

Hmm. Given the looks, I will vote CP.