Here’s a face I’d like to punch:

Vertical video aside that only works if the bumper isn’t stretched or cracked.

He isn’t the shortest path to ground.

There are some great hot rods out there that could fit under the “rat rod” moniker (ie, they don’t have any paint, rust is showing, parts that are obviously from a different make). And honestly the original hot rodders were pretty notorious for driving incomplete and hacked together rides.

My favorite part about the S is that it still has drums for rear brakes. Very sporty indeed.

SURPRISE!!!

I imagine these are like the women in Bangkok. Sure they look the part, but they have a surprise waiting for you.

agreed

Obvious answer is obvious.

Every. Single. One.

Cadillac is getting really, really good at offering vehicles without a shred of character.

It’s ludicrous, but I’d buy it. Rare + manual + green = NP.

LeMons.

RE: Number 8. So he owned it for 8 years and did nothing but gas and oil changes? Then he bitches about the stuff that is wrong? Sounds like someone has unrealistic expectations for what cheap cars give him.

Hell of a salesman though.

There was a Frontier that used to park outside my apartment complex that was as bad as this. It had a continuous line of rust from bumper to bumper on both sides and gaps between the fender and the inner liner big enough to stick an arm through. It’s gone now, so I can only imagine the owner finally got rid of it when…

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