Cars: You won’t get back even close to what you put in. Get used to it.
CP until the owner gets in touch with reality.

I just imagine you having an Indiana Jones warehouse full of old Jeeps and Jeep memorabilia. Just walking down the Aisles there will be Jeeps and Jeep-analogs very few people know about.
An original Bantam Reconnaissance Car prototype
A Ford Pygmy
A Jeepster
The Arc of the Mudderment, a secret symbol presented to Willy’s…

Don’t tell my Mazda friends, but someday I plan on owning a Starion (well actually a Conquest) and putting a Hemi in it. Because DSM. Bitch.

money.

Neighbor builds a fancy new shop with a ton of expensive equipment in it? Someone probably figured he has a crazy stash of money he got from accident compensation and they will do anything to attempt to cut a chunk off for themselves.

I know it sounds stupid and abhorrent, but it took me all of 10 seconds…

The King James Bible says:

“Behold, I will gather them out of all countries, whither I have driven them in mine anger, and in my Fury.”

Thus some religious scholars have concluded that god drives a Plymouth Fury. Since Jesus added the enlightenment of the new testament to the old most scholars have assumed that meant he…

Neutral: Hurricane Matthew
my aunt lives on the coast down there and she doesn’t seem to be super worried, but I am. She has an incredibly clean Regal T-Type and I’d hate to see it go.

L E M O N S

9
2
4
(in pristine condition)

Came here to say that cutting out the middle man won’t raise prices.

Especially in the land of “fuck you, have a markup” that is the dealership system.

1) Warhol didn’t care
2) UGH, BRUSH PAINT JOB! CP AT ANY PRICE!

or Revolver OJ?

Oh god, it’s my dad’s karaoke go-to. Now I have to have that stuck in my head all day.

I have an RX-7 and a Saturn Ion Red Line.

My main problem is my feet. They point out at crazy angles and I can’t bend them far enough in. I have to use my heel to brake and my toes to work the throttle.

It’s difficult with my size 13 shoes.

same here, but I got it down doing it backwards. I guess it took me five years and 4 tickets.

I can’t stop seeing the Honda Pilot, someone said Highlander and I was convinced, but someone brought up that the brake lights were too high up. I looked for something that looked like the highlander with higher brake lights and thus, Pilot.

Has the right widening of the hips over the lights, dork spot where the wiper would be, you can barely see a discoloration of what would appear to be chrome, dark spot on the top of the rear bumper and a cutout with filleted edges for hatch clearance.

I’m pretty damn sure you got it.

I see a dark spot I thought might be a badge, but on closer inspection is almost certainly a rear wiper

...that was the joke

Neutral: Can We Bring Traffic Deaths To Zero?

ban all traffic
If you own a car, you go to gulag
dream of car in gulag
Get beaten for dream of bourgeois thing like driving
Dream of potato in gulag
Get beaten for dream of bourgeois thing like eating
Such is life in Latvia