I have 2 cars.
Combined they are worth way less than a tenth what this thing is.
Less than a hundredth if you count maintenance.

The version with massaging seats built in

The Shoulder Bolt

And neither of those are as good as “I’m a responsible adult who makes decent spending choices.”

I actually knew a guy in high school who destroyed his intake manifold trying to drill and tap it for a direct port system he (and I’m not kidding here) pulled out of a wrecked mustang.

So in some ways nitrous poses a danger to the intake manifold if it is being installed by an incompetent teenager.

6.5% of people on Jalopnik have too many dollars and not enough sense.

you’re making me regret my decision to buy a RX-7.

That car is sex.

what about the helicron?

It could have been his wife, as far as I can tell they haven’t directed blame at either of them specifically.

The cam bearings bork themselves and the valvetrain eats itself.

You are awaited in Valhalla, and if you pull a bat on me in traffic I will take you there myself.

“it doesn’t help anybody to honk at the car in front of you the moment the light turns green. Nobody likes that. Seriously, stop it. Otherwise I’m going to slam on my brakes and make you wait another cycle until you pull out a baseball bat and I have to run the red.”

You mean you don’t carry a claymore with you to…

1996 birthday here.
Seems like most people my age think CUV’s are lame, and they aren’t wrong.
Minivans (and all vans in general) are great because you can fit a bed in them and wagons are great because you get a nice low center of gravity and all you sacrifice is some headroom in your bedroom.

AvE is the fucking best
He made me feel a lot better about buying my willfuckyee sawzall used instead of new. That fucker chooches.

So I come from a super redneck town.

Did you notice the camel crossing sign in the header picture? that’s why.

Pictured: the group of engineers in charge of VW's defeat device

Evil Germans! Who would have thought that they exist?

Sorry mate, it’s just not my style.

I think you mean C3, C4, and C6. The C5 is ugly, but it’s ugly in all the right ways.

If Mitsubishi keeps pushing out final editions like they have been I’ll be able to pick one up new in a few years time.