1.) Aaron’s not a hipster, just a generic douchebag
2.) Hipsters don’t care about cars :^)

I’ve wanted to try to minitub and LS swap a Chevette for years. NOBODY would see that coming. NOBODY.

I still want the polo over here, but honestly with the Fiesta being such a well liked model by enthusiasts and non-enthusiasts it might have a bit of an uphill hill battle.

HOLY FUCK
JASON
PLEASE TELL ME THAT I DIDN’T WASTE MY TIME POSTING AWAY ON JALOPNIK WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND ASKED ME TO WATCH THIS SHOW WITH HER.
PLEASE TELL ME I-
oh I’ll just pirate it eventually
nvm

DON’T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY DAMN TIRES

I am actually, I could remember dad talking about how great one of them was and I looked it up and sho nuff, 302.

305's spin easier if you build ‘em. Keep in mind that they still don’t spin that much, but if you want a Chevy that revs an old 305 is a better option than an old 350. Barely.

RWD V8's are really selling at a premium now. No wonder everyone is just doing swaps on older cars.

He’s pretty awesome. He’s the person who got me into 60's Buicks AND 80's-90's Mazdas.

“MBZ”

What are you 70+?

Yeah I think the only people who still call mercurys “Mercs” are the members of the “Kustom” scene. God knows my dad still thinks “Mercury” when I say “Merc”

I bet if they had lower trim levels on the SS it would sell better, but then you have to deal with people screaming “diluting the brand”

That’s a lot of money for a Chevy. On a similar note, what do V8, manual, no special BS, Commodores cost in ‘Straya?

I think the other 50% of cases of Adult Onset Schizophrenia are caused by taking Tavarish’s advice and then checking your bank account after repairing your 15 year old Merc for the thousandth time.

In the 2.5 mile carpet storage facility, It was expensive, but it was built more than 3 years ago so it’s okay.

Inoticed that the Yaris weighs 2300 lbs and is, in fact, a car. Now the Avalon weighs 3500 lbs or roughly 152% the weight of the Yaris, so if the Yaris is a car, and the Avalon is 152% the weight of the Yaris, is the Avalon actually about 1 and a half cars?

How big of a person can I fit in the trunk? How much weight can it carry before handling and acceleration are ruined?

sounds gucci fam

With a heart colder than Dry Ice soaked in Liquid Nitrogen, and a sweater blacker than the void of space, the evil MARCHIONNE will stop at nothing to destroy all once beloved Italian brands! Will he succeed in his plan to tank Alfa? Will he sink FCA? WILL HE EVER STOP ASKING OUT MARY BARRA? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND…

See I don’t agree with that. I’m 6 feet tall and I HATE riding up high. My theory is that people want cars that allow them to feel something they usually can’t or haven’t been able to feel. Shorter people prefer taller ride heights so they can see over everybody. Working class people may like trucks because they…