Oh how I wish you were wrong... cheap af barebones rwd car when? I don’t even need a radio, just some fun, affordability, and a warranty...

“oooo orange springs”

Torch I know this is old, but i want you to know, I didn’t even know these weren’t the standard because my beetle friend (everyone has one right?) has a 50/50 set on his ‘73 beetle here in the US. I wonder how in god’s name he got them.

most women I know don’t use golf stationary. unless that person is my great aunt. who would definitely write something like this. maybe it is a woman.

veloster turbo:
I love me some quick fwd cars, so I like to test drive newer used hot hatches and just quick little pocket rockets in general (yes it wastes dealer time, but there’s a scuzzy used car lot near me and they totally deserve it.). I was window shopping some used cars recently and came across the veloster. I…

don’t feel like they’re key, know it for a fact.

They don’t, but that doesn’t mean the North doesn’t rightfully belong to the Irish. The loyalists can go live in Britain if they love it so much.

I’m not really sure what to tell you. It’s still not racism though.

how about “I’m a bigot and an enabler of cunts who hate their neighbors for little more than their nationality”?

If your an American than you’re lucky. You managed to kick the brits out of most of your adopted homeland, and the rest of their territory became an independent state that was friendly to you. Ireland managed to get the brits out of most of our ancestral homeland and they *still* won’t cede the North purely because…

Who cares what Clarkson had to say about the Irish, he’s just some overly pretentious and secretly queer bastard like the rest of those rule loving limeys.

Yes there are some very reliable and safe ones, just don’t buy one from Tattoos McWifebeater or Flatbill O’Monsterhoodie and you’ll be fine.

yes but I’m willing to bet you haven’t welded your own endlinks out of rebar

How could you forget the Hair Metal Honda. My personal favorite.

She must have been so high to think “grounded to the ground” was a valid explanation of handling. I’m surprised she didn’t start freaking out about halfway through because they were about to pull over in bat country.

“more width and weight than any other economy car”

There was a guy who got kicked out of shop class at my school. Made his own throwing stars and threw about an inch into his buddy’s arm. He probably would have gotten that C- too if only he had been able to contain his need to stab his pal in the arm from a distance.

Well if you really don’t want to talk about miatas, then let me tell you a thing or two about butt cancer. My best friend had butt cancer, and even though he got really sick and the worst did eventually come, it never failed to be hysterical and we laughed our butts off about it (ha!) right until the end. If you’re…

The only G-Wagen I’ve ever seen in the wild was on huge rims with rubber bands for tires and was being eased down a Boston by some Arab Prince while everyone trying to get to work on time was wailing on their horns behind him.

As white trash (see profile picture) I chide you for thinking the F-body is bad purely because many of my people own them. No, they’re bad because of what my kind DO TO THEM. Homemade suspension upgrades done by people who failed not only high school physics, but also basic high school geometry result in f-bodies with…

> no blower sticking out of the front
why would i want something that doesn’t expose it’s supercharger to the elements?