The only explanation is the cop let a local “celebrity” get away with a DWI, right?

After taxes he has less than a million and no guarantee of more. I’d call him a wise man. Drugs aren’t cheap, you know.

In his defense, after living in Jacksonville for 15 years, with the nightlife, it’s easy to fall asleep anytime.

Well, if he wasn’t fucked-up. . . .it must have been one HELL of a BJ!