Like, I could MAYBE believe some rando normal, boring, not very memorable person could solo hike the PCT and have people not remember meeting them because they just left no impression. But a person in visible leg braces? No way.

The answer is obvious.

I mean, if I saw a ghost that was cut out of a sheet with pinking shears, I’d sure as hell run the other way. Course, I’d probably be high as balls, so there’s that. Not before I tried to eat her crinkle french fry hiking poles though.

It doesn’t add up at all.

“I don’t know of anyone who would have the patience to stick with my slow pace.”

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

They probably needed that much equipment to move the thousands of cars around at a decent pace. Like a really heavy bucket brigade.

Could easily start an entire racing series with all the working vehicles out there. We could call it the Soggy 500.

Correction: Kaep would start in Denver

It had to end this way, didn’t it? Because why have Kaep as a backup instead of Osweiler?

Fall weather is the best- perfectly temperate, not too hot or too cold. Also, any season that has football is by definition a superior season to other seasons. That really cannot be overstated.