Every AirBNB from Rochester to the Berkshires is gonna be booked, and every guest will leave the place cleaner than they found it.

They didn’t go to the mat for him, per se, so much as for the five-ish million dollars getting rid of him would cost.

Sweetie, if you need the sarcasm marker for that? Well, then, bless your little heart.

Community building between schools? I’m not sure you’ve ever been to a high school football or basketball game.

It’s as if Stephen Colbert, to use an existing comparison, had taken his “Stephen Colbert” character to Fox News and enjoyed glowing press for doing satire at the network.

Did your university have football? Because if so, then that’s your problem. It’s not Title IX and the women’s programs that cause men’s sports to get cut. It’s football. Your beef is with football and with how athletic administrators divide up their budgets. Since the passage of Title IX, men’s total participation…

Jonathan Martin became the face of bullying in sports. He had a platform, a voice, people listened to him. This is what he chooses to do? Making it seem like this kind of shit is alright? The suicide suggestion is awful and notice that I didn’t touch on that once, that’s a deep, dark subject to get into and if he…

No, fuck that. Little truth time. I was savagely bullied from about 1st grade through Highschool. Small school, and it was one kid for 8 years that made every day of my life hell, but nothing ever happened to him because his daddy donated an entire fucking wing to the elementary school. I was undersized and had/have…

If there is one lesson the rest of the world can learn from the United States it is that our the criminal justice system works great! We imprison more people than any other country in the world and when they get out they are fully functioning, contributing members of society with a very low recidivism rate.

“I’m intrigued by your ideas Jerry, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.”

- Roy Moore

I know I shouldn’t comment on stories like this. Because what could I possibly bring to the conversation that’s helpful? But I think it’s important to note that the Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

In the US most hockey kids are from comfortable families, but in Canada, particularly in small towns, it’s played by a wide range of kids. Like in small towns in America, or poor urban neighbourhoods, it’s important to have community facilities and organized sports leagues because all kids should have some of the…

I’m not short I’m a MEDIUM sized boy

I think you feel like calling this “complex” or “nuanced” makes it so, but I can assure you it doesn’t. All you’re doing, at heart, is telling me that what Vin Scully reckons is just as important as what Kaep has actually said. This makes absolutely no sense.

It does seem like it’s time to admit though, that kneeling during the anthem angers a lot of people

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

Ah, I see, the same thing happened to the Cleveland Barons.

Screw you, Redford! I will continue to use Pat Tillman as I patriotically rock out to Springsteen’s “Born in the USA!”

It started when those shithead santas levied a 45% tariff against toys made in the south pole, as a punishment for mattel and hasbro moving manufacturing jobs there. Attacks against penguin immigrants in the north have been on the uptick ever since the christmas collapse of 2007, with the North Pole government blaming…