I’m as much as a capitalist / republican as the next guy and even I’m for price control in the health care industry if not outright single payer.

The prospect of death doesn’t give the standard consumer much leverage when it comes to price negotiation.

Has anyone tried looking around his office? Seeing a few personal effects might trigger just the right combination that formed up his password and let you unlock it.

He probably did this as an added failsafe for theft. A wallet that's not on a network or accessed by other employees is the only way to absolutely protect against theft. But if this guy knew he had crohns disease he should have left a copy of his wallet key with a lawyer. 

Apparently they were running a fly-by-the-seat-of-pants amateur operation.

Absent any regulatory framework, there’s no reason why it wouldn’t be set up this way.

I mean schadenfreude and hahaha, but:

I don’t know, man; I think it might be an optical illusion making it seem wider. For visualizing:

No idea why, but this really needs another star.

The most amazing part to me is that they bothered to put a key hole on the passenger side door.

this is like my wife’s non-sober stories... no idea where it is going but all the same interesting and crazy

Whose back door no longer can

With one third of its length deducted

I believe it is the front window glass. Which, now that I think about it, I probably should have guessed the door is primarily the front door, with an extra half of the back door welded on, as opposed to a back door with a bit of front. The front (including window and accompanying mechanisms) looks to be more or less…

Finish this limerick:

So but...what about the window. HOW DID THEY MAKE THE WINDOW.

“All it needs is the tie rods changed”

...and the remaining doors seem to be cut-down rear doors.

I bet it breaks in half with both doors open!

You live on the other side of the state? Well, considering if you drive from any point in RI for an hour you will wind up in either another state or the ocean, that’s a fairly innocuous statement.