Aaaaaaaaand, he just failed to make weight.

Counterpoint the sequel: If you don’t know how to use a turn signal, why the hell would I assume you know how to use a turning lane?

Counterpoint: If there’s no turn signal flashing on your car, it means you are going straight and not turning

You can’t rush them. I know that’s unfair, but imagine sitting down to take a shit and having some impatient prick start banging on the door after five minutes.

Bruh. Stick ‘em? Ha ha ha. Stick ‘em.

No need. Rubio decided his Senate seat was secondary to his presidential hopes; he is not running.

I just play with my gun at parties. The concentration necessary to pull off cool tricks without harming anyone really curbs my social anxiety.