Thug.

He’s getting too old for this shit.

I’m conflicted.

A girl I used to be in the Navy with just had a kid a couple years ago and named him Ryatt.... it’s like she thought “I want to name my child after a violent clashing mob, but also want it to be super white trashy too.”

He’ll be in DC until his youngest graduates. He said he’s going to work with Holder and others and try to fix gerrymandering.

Medical bills, amirite!?

Counterpoint: sometimes it’s reassuring when the teams you’re expecting to lose meet expectations.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

Deadspin = Negative Twitter

True fact of the day: a young Joe Maddon played the dude toting around the radioactive alien in Repo Man.

That wouldn’t happen to me...I couldn’t make that leap in the first place.

To what extent he bore responsibility for what happened, it shouldn’t mar how we view his legacy or what we imagine of what could have been. In Maryland, Len Bias is viewed not as some kind of coke fiend, but as a transcendent talent who was taken from basketball before he could even get the chance to show his stuff…

Well said. He was still a 24 year old kid. He fucked up and it cost him his life. Enough said.

This complicates how we look at what led to his death, but doesn’t lessen the tragedy of his death, doesn’t devalue the loss felt by his family, friends, Miami and the Cuban-American community.

I loved how she shamed this “disabled vet” using his status to gain government contracts. Right around the 4min mark it gets good

We knew all about Hitler because my grandfather, after about ten scotch and sodas, would terrorize us in telling stories how he killed Nazis (and according to him “would again those Kraut-fascist-master-race assholes”).

Counterpoint: I will have failed as a parent if I never have to have this conversation with any of my kid’s teachers:

List of some former high school classmates' kid names...

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An old high school classmate (Facebook friend, but not a real friend) just named her daughter Kamryn.