I know it. Knocked out for sure. I’m pretty sure Bennett was out cold on top of that Rams player too. I hate seeing that shit.

Dude! Your Grandfather is my hero!

I was watching my favorite football team recently while my 3 year old daughter was coloring on the living room floor. During the game the quarterback from my team throws a dumbshit interception. I get upset ( because it has so much bearing on my life) and say “fuck” pretty loud. My daughter turns around, stares me…

 I’m also not getting the employee discount while essentially stealing someone’s job. Fuck it. I’ll wait in line and let someone earn a wage.

We’re down here and we’re trying. Just severely outnumbered.

I was a sub-contractor for years. This sounds like the most realistic story.

You are speaking my language.

I’m from Seattle. Cream cheese and grilled onions is the way the street vendors serve them there. Pretty good after 13 High Lifes.

Fucking butter? Mayo, sure. Coffee, great. But butter. Christ.