Or you could stop being THAT predictable meat-eating troll in a thread clearly not meant for you.

Because the actions of your QB have helped wrought 500 Days of Kristin.

Because female is modifying the noun coach. She is a woman, not a female. She is a female coach, not a woman coach.

You’re one of those poor bastards who is still desperately clinging onto the Soylent trend, aren’t you?

Yeah, but ARod was American-raised. Plus I hear he’s been to Oregon once.

Colin Cowherd is just impressed that you even own a computer.

As a proud Dominican-American, I signed in just to say, fuck that guy.

yeah

Most People Have Cholesterol All Wrong.

It’s probably crazy, because Rapinoe is obviously great, but it seems like the team lacks dynamism when she is in the game. I can’t put my finger on it, she can dribble and pass with the best of them, but it seems like the rest of the team plays too much around her, rather than with her.

Women’s soccer and women’s tennis are every bit as good as the men’s game.

“I wish I *were* a writer”

Worked at Starbucks for 2 years and never corrected anyone on the sizing names and never saw any of my coworkers correct anyone. If someone asked for a small, they got the smallest coffee. I’m not an idiot. I know what small means. But what I did see constantly was customers pretending to be all confused/offended by…

Tip, always tip, or at least be a decent human. I recently ordered pizza and tipped the guy. Go to eat and realize the pizza has issues. They send another pizza with the same delivery driver and go to tip him and he tried to refuse it because it wasn’t my fault. I know I shouldnt have to tip twice but neither should…

I think most people simply try various OTC drugs to see which one works, making the chart somewhat moot. But there is one extremely crucial point missing from this chart, even though it’s directly covered in that WSJ article: Ibuprofen is an NSAID and Acetaminophen is not.

I get that same thing with Makoto’s U2.

Spamming is ok. As long as game allows it, you can spam all you like.

This is horrible advice. No one is a mind reader, and certain situations don’t allow you to get to know someone before you ask them out.

Domo mariato, Mr. Rogoto

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.