surprised you guys have posted schefter making a gone girl joke at the expense of a woman who is being scrutinized for being beaten. yo adam schefter go fuck yourself you dog weiner

holy shit josie with the pocket updog there

allistair, my dude - that was some shitty games journalsiksm

this is well-timed for me. i'm 5'6" and for most of my life hovered around 125 - in my teens i was lifting a lot and felt great at 135 but the last few years i've had joint problems including osteoarthritis in my left shoulder so most of my work is just running and light lifting every day, and i'm down to 115.

lmao at the timid "are you excited about playing in the super bowl" at 4 minutes. thank god for the media getting to the bottom of Excitement About Super Bowesl

belichick likes bon jovi huh. more like................he deflated balls jovi!!!!

wow, canadian turd man robert heath of toronto is really taking this the uh whole 30 yards or whatecer because im imagining cfl is just like nfl blitz on n64

so many more words have been written about the coward marshawn lynch not talking to the media than would have be used to copy+paste "played well out there, team effort, god willing, #blessed"

with the U in the cities it still can take them a while under those circumstances. there was one day where classes were canceled officially while i was there for four years and they didn't call it until noon, by which point i already had attended my three classes for the day.

i like to imagine gopher is actually tig notaro

well, i mean, the league has basically made up all rules before to get around the allocation order for high-profile players if they needed to (dempsey to seattle, jones to new england, etc). if they wanted jozy to go somewhere else, they could easily have done so. allocation order doesn't mean anything, except when it…

charlie hebdo has racist cartoons and dumb opinions expressed in bad ways that no one ever deserves to die for. i guess i see the similarity with south park, then.

do you mean dicks. i like pale ales and love 2 smoke a chub

bradley gets a mention in the "superstar attraction" convo but not dempsey? 90% of the games where bradley is good (and i'm not sure we saw many of those in 2014) it's the kind of good that is boring as hell to watch.

sick burn as the bard once said "well if you think he's fat guess what maybe you are fat too"

greg howard is really good. that is my opinion

this dude sounds like a mondo misogynistic doritoed turd but it is difficult for me to give "biggest musical troll" to anyone outside of buckcherry for their efforts in continuing the War on Crazy Bitches in 2014

#hottakes from #samersdad

lmao prisco

man cops are like the most sensitive colicky babies allowed to legally shoot anyone