chuck c. johnson is a floor-poopin blogger

because you touch you'reself at night

award winning blogger chuck c. johnson routinely falls for the updog joke

well yuou try explaining how Islamic State made it in based on the division they play in barry

i had this one not too long ago and yes - everything about this beer when you see it on the shelf is completely off-putting. i only felt an urge to buy it because boulevard routinely knocks it out the fuckin park.

dang alex just use a freebie setup from espn where half the teams still have adrian peterson and toby gerhart starting like the rest of us

"If we dismantle and limit the power of our policemen any more than we have already, then we're going to have a lot of problems in this country."

this list is the last straw im lieaving gawker....comet behind prancer are you fuckin kiddin me

the 12 minutes between "wheres your av from" and "it's a good one" sure are clingy as fuck

killer mike is the fuckin best

ah...congrat`s to waff48 on their coverage of the bull crosby reaping alligators

joke is on you samer!!! amerikkka uses fiat money so bubbled gum is probably worth more than your precious Dollers

this is like when sideshow bob stepped on the rake and it was unfunny until the 100th time in that i basically never want to hear what golic or simmons or cowherd have to say but if you ramp it up so theyre all saying things about each other to each other it is suddenly still really bad. sorry im bad at comparisons

honestly, i didn't know this was a thing until dick did it on an episode of 3rd rock from the sun. i guess the idea of an alien wholly unaccustomed to tipping using this strategy did not really clue in the people who literally do it.

not really. if the restaurant isn't busy then servers will likely be sent home and only as many sections as needed will be open. a server is still likely to miss out on a table or two in their shift which is not an insignificant amount of money to miss out on.

i was at that fc dallas game featured in number 14 and i remember immediately texting everyone i know to tell them "bad news, you're going to have to notice at least one MLS game this year"

"bullying" is the new "shaming"

shout out to my guy on the far side of the ring who just did not even move until that shit was basically over

Dogs shouldnt be that fat SAmer

"(I've heard that both Heineken and Corona intentionally light-shock their beers before canning and kegging in order to meet their customers' expectations of shittiness, but I can't confirm this.)"