can't imagine allocation/DP rule as it stands now will be around when there's a new CBA. understanding MLS rules is basically an elective course at hogwarts at this point.

brad moody more like brad poopy. david durant more like david turdant. richard holsinger more like uhhh reinhard heydrich i guess

lmao lets be real thomas you have no intention of "listening" to anyone whose opinions you arent already in lockstep with

having thc in your system isn't a felony, not that i want to discredit what is obviously a strong understanding of law from the guy who attended Epic Win University Presented By Mountain Dew Baja Blast

hmmm....yase..........this is some good shit. you have slain me

you have to deal with knowing racism exists!!! sorry we havent been sensitive to your plight

"the world sucks and life is hard so get over it" -a white dude whose biggest problem is that jerry isn't actually his real dad and can't tell him what to do

i like that darren wilson is owed the chance to go through the legal system when this all started because darren wilson did not give someone the chance to go through the legal system

lmao you have no actual idea what a felony is

i'm glad the recorders took the chance officer go fuck yourself gave them by saying "all right, go fuck yourself. thank you officer [beat] go fuck yourself."

i work as an engineer and once had to call an inspector in louisiana and when i accidentally called them "counties" and not "your precious unique parish" he hung up on me and refused to answer future calls. louisiana sucks

did a similar thing once it was pretty sick when i took all 149 dtap vaccinations and looked back at all the moms and went up to their crotchspawn and was like "owned idiot"

*comes running thru door* did anyone make *heavy breaths* a joke about goodell *falls to knees heaving* a joke about goodell yet

perhaps the real racist is...................*shuffles papers* uh shit

yo man if that is your understanding of "burden of proof" do you also think anthony cumia getting fired was a "violation of free speech"

"i can't be racist because i think tim tebow is bad at fortball" may just be the worst argument against charges of racism in existence

fuck the iggles but they really should go back to kelly green

hahahahaha

for some reason the eagerness of sharknado to inform me that it's really fun because it's just SO BAD is off-putting. like, i'm not dumb, man. i know what the movie is. and if i were dumb i'd probably enjoy it anyway. something like piranha 3d did the "lmao it's bad and campy on purpose" thing way better.

i guess you're not browsing much besides deadspin, then, because there was plenty of outrage over the criminal proceedings around people i know and follow on social media. also goodell has more leeway to punish ray rice over this than the courts since he doesn't need any sort preponderance of evidence. that's why…