france has had trouble keeping a clean sheet in competitive matches the last two years. they can't afford to concede an away goal so i'm interested to see how they play the second half.

winning 2-0 only gets them to extra time and penalties. they would need at least three goals and a clean sheet to advance directly which probably won't happen.

like me and everyone else this article has trouble remembering how to conjugate verbs when referring to soccer playing nations

you wouldnt believe all the stupid ass misplaced jokes im getting from deadspin commenters at my twitter account @gergschiano

brb time to edit janoris jenkins' and steve smith's wikipedia pages

there's no way to refer to women as "the feminine specie" and not have it come off as incredibly creepy.

oh the thing in the article was a reference to south park!!!!!!! whoa

fifa rankings take into account the previous four years i think (tho each year back is weighted less and less) so france's implosion from 2010 is still included

idk how i feel about including friendlies in the rankings like elo does but i base that on UAE being ranked higher than poland, so

that's fair. i guess the only thing more annoying right now than the complete farce of english superiority/wilshereism is the eulogizing of a non-existent english superiority.

since that germany loss the only "world class teams" england have even played were italy and france in euro 2012 and they didn't win either game. but i suppose they did well in qualifying this year against stalwarts like san marino and moldova.

pretty much every paragraph from experts has the words "can," "possible," "may be," "technically, but..." jesus, of course these doctors would tell a person with diabetes to follow their personal doctor's instructions and not a post from life hacker dot com

october 10 will just never be a fun day for me. i hate this day. real fans of magic johnson on nba countdown and that time he put in his resignation because bill simmons took over the show after wilbon left will know what i mean

"police parking only" hm well i guess i was right to go with swagg after all

i voted before i noticed the rg3esus plate is a tennessee one

never fuckin stop

lol are you hawk's favorite grandson or something

well there was that one time wh- *three minutes of dead air* five to five

fastest trot on a balk. most neck torque when looking down after third out. hottest oven temperature for breaking in glove

hawk is bad but hard to disagree with his anointing arnold palmer as best autograph signer