actually urinals are like super accelerated summer camp where you can meet and become besties in 20 seconds

whooo what a great time for sports networks in america where you have skip bayless on espn, chael sonnen on fox sports 1 and elephant murder on whatever the fuck versus is going by this hour

he lived in juarez for about a year i think and discusses the female homicides in juarez for a lengthy chapter in his book, not that it seems like you're interested in reading it. also "keep your head down" is something a lot of juarez residents tell him when he first gets there and probably not strictly his own…

god guys i do this for like eight miles and everyone just freaks the heck out i mean rims are still round. fuck

hey while we are at it maybe we can plug in the fifa rankings where the united states is 13th too

i didnt think anyone was picking belgium to win, even hipsters. make a deep run tho, sure. but at this point theyre so popular as a dark horse pick i expect a simmons article detailing how theyre so underrated they boomerang back to being overrated, like season three of the wire.

yo this young profesh isnt deepthroat so i think you are 100% okay in outing him or her

oh yeah well the butt store called

yeah, it was a rough game for a ton of reasons. they were lucky to even have the one goal since the keeper guessed right and got hands on dempsey's penalty.

the suspended player i'm angriest over is still jozy, who came on for the last 20 minutes and took a stupid yellow to miss out on a game they really can't afford to lose.

lol little miss kaepernick torched your fuckin team the last two times s/he played them

as someone playing against kaepernick on my league this week i was furious at mccarthy. at least at that point in the game i still had a chance against kap, anyway.

only thing i can think of is that he had absolutely zero confidence in stopping the niners on 4th and 1 inside the 10 if they chose to go for it

yo mccarthy, as someone who is playing against a team with kaepernick this week, fuck you for giving him three tries at third down in the red zone

not reading it when the screen cap clearly shows his stupid shit-eating grin as he holds up the sign

you don't get running because people don't run to work and it doesn't help the environment? you must be confused by a good 95% of all work out routines.

yo pete prisco, you are a giant fuckin idiot

haha holy shit this is such a good takedown

there's a jurassic 5 song that name drops jerry stackhouse which seems like it could have never been appropriate

barca had over 60% both times bayern demolished them in the champions league last year. using possession as an indicator for when barca should win is like using payroll as an indicator for when the yankees should. they're always going to have it, they're not always going to win.