not reading it when the screen cap clearly shows his stupid shit-eating grin as he holds up the sign

you don't get running because people don't run to work and it doesn't help the environment? you must be confused by a good 95% of all work out routines.

yo pete prisco, you are a giant fuckin idiot

haha holy shit this is such a good takedown

there's a jurassic 5 song that name drops jerry stackhouse which seems like it could have never been appropriate

barca had over 60% both times bayern demolished them in the champions league last year. using possession as an indicator for when barca should win is like using payroll as an indicator for when the yankees should. they're always going to have it, they're not always going to win.

they would do well to remember steve 3:16!!! #blessed to see u posting as always

as someone who grew up in dallas and went to school in and fell in love with minneapolis let me just say that while i'm embarrassed more of my cowboys fandom, i'm much more hurt in my vikings fandom, and yes i am really bad at picking football teams.

aaaand it locked johannsson to the states. suck it, iceland.

lol shut up

i don't think the usmnt will be hurting because of this decision. you're right that dempsey isn't shea and i would never argue that, but maybe donovan is a better comparison and i think the coaching system of the actual national team has had more of an effect on him than the competition he faces at the club level. and…

i was under the impression that klinsmann is more interested in players getting first-team reps with their squads regardless of league more than he is the reputation of the opposition. specifically i'm thinking of when shea went from being FCD's top player to reserves at stoke.

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the jets are funny and it is funny when they do funny things

the chants are half-hearted but still audible at fcd games. at the match against sporting kc a couple weeks ago i could also hear them from a surprisingly large number of travelling supporters. i couldn't give a shit about vulgarity at soccer games but i probably roll my eyes more at these chants than i would if i…

if the runner at second wants to try to take third i'm certain the rangers will accept that double play.

the chief reason i stopped reading kotaku was because of all the comments/commenters that were misogynistic/homophobic/racist which were usually lauded by the community along with articles from a certain long-time contributor which tended to other-ize and fetishize a specific culture to a pretty gross degree. it is…

dude looks like the truckee river killer from reno 911 in that screen cap.

it isn't really fair to refer to him as a USMNT winger anymore. klinsmann has said that shea won't be picked if he isn't playing regularly.