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hey ive seen that show before also as well

im a giant farty baby

hitchens was a literal toad person and a fucking xenophobe who spent far too much time attempting to justify torture. a lot of my friends like him probably because a) he's an atheist and b) he argued about god with theists and c) they can't possibly have known more about him because hitchens was a literal toad person

oh word it is almost like the people who speak under the banner of the nra are stupid as fuck

this was an on-point edition of stick jockey that i agree with and im probably not gonna read the other comments but thanks as always.

lol got me

whoa did not expect the reasoning to be "welp it was an april fools joke" ha ha april fools pǝɟ ǝɥʇ ǝʇɐuıɯıןǝ

haha jesus christ i can tell you mean well but i also had the feeling brad paisley did, too.

dynamite piece. as stick jockey always is.

still surprised atlanta didn't try to pull the same crazy move as the guys in d.c. did, saying "look at all the high schools that use this logo and those not-quite-adults there are proud and honored to use it!!!!"

kluwe is like the greatest dude in the world.

skip does seem authentically contrarian in the game. i started up a career as the vikings coach and rode adrian peterson to a 9-7 record with 2200 yards and 20 td but somehow skip still tweets something along the lines of "ray rice is obviously the best rb this season" with a bunch of dumb ol' hashtags.

would be pretty tight if fifa would include women's national teams in fifa but for some reason i feel like that will never ever happen.

drexler and jordan look pretty good in that screencap but dang everyone else looks like a character from nba2k1

"hey we are nerds we are used to getting bullied, ok time to get on stage to tell you by full name to get the fuck out because of 140 or fewer characters that were farted into the ether" —-a giant turd who is famous i guess

hey doggs you should try using my alma mater minnesota whose football program, like me, is completely unremarkable except for being bad, pretty bad

the only question worth asking when ranking the final fantasies is "can i collect and play with triple triad cards???" i think you will find this covers everything pretty nicely

haha i got one of those vhs commercials for jet force gemini...what a cool time to be alive, the 90s.

chu chu rocket is like four bucks and completely worth it. other games i would recommend are either obvious or expensive or both.

whoa there was an mvp 2007? i thought the ncaa thing in 06 was just a one-off