whoa did not expect the reasoning to be "welp it was an april fools joke" ha ha april fools pǝɟ ǝɥʇ ǝʇɐuıɯıןǝ

haha jesus christ i can tell you mean well but i also had the feeling brad paisley did, too.

dynamite piece. as stick jockey always is.

still surprised atlanta didn't try to pull the same crazy move as the guys in d.c. did, saying "look at all the high schools that use this logo and those not-quite-adults there are proud and honored to use it!!!!"

kluwe is like the greatest dude in the world.

skip does seem authentically contrarian in the game. i started up a career as the vikings coach and rode adrian peterson to a 9-7 record with 2200 yards and 20 td but somehow skip still tweets something along the lines of "ray rice is obviously the best rb this season" with a bunch of dumb ol' hashtags.

would be pretty tight if fifa would include women's national teams in fifa but for some reason i feel like that will never ever happen.

drexler and jordan look pretty good in that screencap but dang everyone else looks like a character from nba2k1

"hey we are nerds we are used to getting bullied, ok time to get on stage to tell you by full name to get the fuck out because of 140 or fewer characters that were farted into the ether" —-a giant turd who is famous i guess

hey doggs you should try using my alma mater minnesota whose football program, like me, is completely unremarkable except for being bad, pretty bad

the only question worth asking when ranking the final fantasies is "can i collect and play with triple triad cards???" i think you will find this covers everything pretty nicely

haha i got one of those vhs commercials for jet force gemini...what a cool time to be alive, the 90s.

chu chu rocket is like four bucks and completely worth it. other games i would recommend are either obvious or expensive or both.

whoa there was an mvp 2007? i thought the ncaa thing in 06 was just a one-off

franchise is super boring for madden though i havent played since 11. i like taking shitty teams and making them decent and then good, which is easy in fifa and nhl with so many younger players available in all the different leagues. but in madden i only have the one pool of already-nfl players and draft classes arent…

huh i was even gonna say "regular ass cheerios" well ok then

the updated challenges that fifa has are really great and usually task you with repeating something amazing that happened over the last few days or with rewriting what happened. but based on the trophy/achievement lists of my friends who play fifa not everyone has tried it, which i don't get. they're really fun and…

then i will try reading ada or ardor next.

lolita is a great fucking book about a man obsessed and consumed by love, though frankly most people know just enough about it to not need to ask and look at you with a sneer if you're carrying it around anyway.

"stream-of-consciousness" is pretty much the most concise way to describe modernist lit. to the lighthouse is a great book (obviously just imo) and a staple of the genre, which i would guess is more what rubbed you the wrong way than the actual novel itself.