lolita is a great piece of fiction and probably contains the most beautifully constructed sentences in english.

wouldnt have been so awkward had ea not bizarrely rendered all those photorealistic dicks for each player in the top leagues

parks and rec is the best show on television and its third season is one of my favorite seasons of anything ever, welp bye kotaku

i dont remember too many deets of the ps2 game primal but it sounds a lot like the ps2 game primal.

i liked that in consecutive quotes the executive producer said "the ability to see her as human is even more enticing," then "she is literally turned into a cornered animal." but i might just be getting turdy that he twice used "literally" in that wrong way that people do when they mean the complete fuckin opposite of…

ha ha the ep of crystal dynamics told a dude from kotaku that "they attempt to rape her" and it's "a huge step in her evolution" but whoops i guess the executive fuckin producer was actually completely wrong about everything. lara your evolution nooo

who are the jesus crap people. are they the ones holding lara

what i should have posted........was nothing

haha only a single paragraph between "the ability to see her as more human now is so great" and "she is literally turned into a cornered animal."

prescient topic for the column this week considering the nevada state athletic commission pretty much gave dana the de facto top combat sport last night

arum wasn't even trying after the fight, really. feigned shock really poorly and then literally said "im gonna make a lot of money on the rematch" or whatever. someone from espn even said that bradley's corner had the fight 118-110 or so for pac.

i remember hand balls in most recently, i think, fifa 06, and i really liked those calls. they happened just often enough to not be really intrusive.

ha ha sports, am i right???? that guy over there gets it

i dunno, curt schilling was pretty much the only guy from the mid 2000s red sox that I actually liked and would have liked to play for my home team. he was probably one of the more respected players in the majors before retiring.

as a stars fan I hate the wings but even their rebuilding years usually extend into may.

that's usually a package deal actually

whoaaaa, gamestop got leinart as dlc??? talk about a major coup

suikoden 2 owns and is easily the game i have played through the greatest number of times

even if licensing didn't play a factor, the only people who would think it's a reasonable suggestion are probably ones who don't play sports games. the internet still has updated rosters for college hoops 2k6 available for free. i'm pretty sure the 2012 nfl rosters can be found on fansites for madden 12 when the new…

in fairness the fifa and nhl series do allow for custom soundtracks. i don't know about madden because i haven't played it since 10. mlb the show does it, too. pretty much the first thing i do whenever i get a new sports game is set the playlist for the menu, or just stream it off my laptop via 360 if i'm playing it…