where the hell did you get, like, 90% of that from in the comment you’re replying to

i’m trying to figure out what i was frustrated about and why i need to think of friends as the mcu.

Pour Some WHOOP-ASS On You!

Ah, I love the smell of snide, unnecessary commentary in the morning

Peter Finch only won Best Actor in 1976 for Network. But sure, let’s not do any research.

“Mr. Potato Head. Mr. Potato Head! Backdoors are not secrets!”

I mean, Anakin wasn’t in danger of receiving any invites to the Algonquin Round Table in the prequel trilogy.

Fine, go watch Superman II again.

although judging by the end credits, which mention “principle photography,” it still wasn’t enough to hire a proofreader.

So maybe stop doing these pieces?

the kid that makes custom action figures was the villain in Toy Story 1

It’s not really virtue signaling so much as Kaling really wanting attention but not being very talented. 

You can make Velma any color you want but stop defending this unfunny piece of trash show. It’s easily the worst piece of television released year. The ultimate hate watch show of 2023.

Yeah, I bring up this film a lot as one I’ll never watch again no matter what the order.

I think the thing that bothers me here the most is dragging Miss Marvel into this, as if by association I’m supposed to think “Well, this show has to be as good as that one if the protagonist is at least as brown if not browner!” Except that Miss Marvel is a crazy good adaptation of a character I would have thought…

I think the show is fine. Obviously, we are now enemies, forever.

Most of the criticism I’ve seen of Velma has run along the lines of it being smug, mean-spirited, and not nearly as smart as it thinks…with the related criticism that the Scooby Doo connection only exists because the show wasn’t good enough to be made on its own merits.

Did you know that there are engineers whose job it is to figure out how to keep the occupants of amusement rides safe as well as make them work properly? Universal has lawyers who try to figure out what could make their company liable for damages and work to prevent that from happening. There are accountants too, who…

...one of those space-efficient, thrill-deficient arrangements...

You'd think sore knees and diabetes would be enough.