Also, there was a huge category 4 hurricane that impacted about 1/5th of the country over the weekend… so yeah… there was that too.

“Dany’s gettin’ UPSET!”

>“These BELLS are making me CRAZY!”

Yeah, you’re completely fucking bugging.

I’ll second this. he was mainstream in the 80s. Always on MTV when EVERYONE watched it. Kids, parents, grannys, everyone heard of him. 

To be clear, this movie is about the actual Figment which inspired the purple Epcot puppet.

With no disrespect, you’re just wrong. Maybe you’re young and Amish Paradise is your first recollection of him, but that’s not what determines history.

If this gets the ride fixed, then I’m all for it. That’s the only thing that matters. Fix the ride!

...except that he was already there. “Amish Paradise” was only his 4th highest-charting single at the time (“Eat It”, “Like a Surgeon” and “Smells Like Nirvana” all charted higher).

I LOOOOOOVED Figment as a child. I made sure to buy a t-shirt last time I went to Epcot a few years ago. It’s the closest thing Disney World has to a true deep cut. I am very excited by this news.

For those not cool enough to have too much theme park knowledge. The original ride in 1983 was a delightful, well loved dark ride featuring Figment and his friend the Dreamfinder. The later replaced it with the awful ride that is there now that features toilets on ceilings, Eric Idle and a shitty CGI Figment 

I bet Armie Hammer is enjoying this for all the wrong reasons.

Dahmer: Monster—The Jeffrey Dahmer Story: A Story About the Monster Jeffrey Dahmer

His future is bright.  SUPER bright.  Nuclear fusion bright.

I think perhaps he’s referring to the fact that cities that have viable public transportation are not as common as you might think.

A ceremonial Easy-Bake Oven? What, does the light bulb not work?

Her weight had nothing do to with that movie sucking! Maybe instead of worrying about her weight “problems” they should have worried about the script problems. Fucking pricks!

City??? I was thinking planet.

I welcome thoughtful, informed historical criticism. I don’t welcome “my side has been historically wronged, so I have the prerogative so say all kinds of inaccuracies and hyperbole in the now, and call anyone who asks for basic honesty a bigot.” That’s not criticism; that’s petulance.

FUN FACT—Kilts were not a thing in William Wallace’s time—