It stood out to me too, but then I remembered he has nerve damage in his face from when he was born. So actually chewing might not be the most comfortable experience.

Yeah.  Any time you see a Sysco truck pull up to a restaurant in the morning, you are almost always guaranteed to be getting something that falls between mediocre and terrible.

I went with my parents to the one that was in Vancouver once. The “movie memorabilia” by the hostess stand was a a “Commish” crew hat. This was the same hat I had on my head. The food was garbage and costly, the atmosphere was perfunctory, and the stuff on the walls was chintzy. Lousy experience, all in all.

This hasn’t been troubling me for forty years now.

Stephen King writing a gang bang scene for the girl in “It”.

I dated a 26 year old when I was 19, and we had a very similar conversation much later. The relationship was never creepy; and that was in the 1990s, not the ‘30s.

Step One: Visit New England. It’s lovely, you’ll have a great time. Avoid Southie.

Looking forward to the AV Club article to question if Han Solo was within stand your ground laws when he shot Greedo.

Anybody who took that line to mean she was like 5 was pretty fucking dumb.

Probably because of some kind of masochistic tendency, much like why some people read a blog about pop culture, entertainment, and celebrities where none of the bloggers actually enjoy pop culture, entertainment, or celebrities.

I mean, yes, okay, the fact that George Lucas wanted Indy to have a relationship with a teenage girl is all kinds of creepy and wrong, but Jesus wept, Sam, could you maybe dial down the smug condescending bullshit for, like, five minutes or so. Those last two paragraphs make me want to punch a fucking wall.

This article’s mere existence is pure 2020s A.V. Club.

Watching and understanding are two very, very different things for some of the bloggers around here.

The AV Club engaging in the internet’s favorite hobby - picking apart the lives of teen girls.

I’m going to dissect this bullshit one bit at a time:

Now, almost a full week later, Kemper has finally decided to respond to the controversy by posting a statement on Instagram in which she distances herself from “the organization” (she doesn’t name it) and says that she “was old enough” at the time to have learned about it before getting involved.

I love how the article tries to insinuate that it was terrible that she took a week to respond to this manufactured controversy. Y’all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

A high-end setup can be pretty good. I once turned a corner at Fry’s (not the grocery store, but the late California-centric electronics chain operated by the same family), blundered right into the middle of someone elsse’s conversation, and... realized that I was apologizing to a home theater system.

Oh, he’d find a way...

I still call BS on the whole “can’t make it through the first 10 minutes” claim, because the first 10 minutes include literally the loudest, most intense naval cannon battle I think I’ve ever seen on film. It’s tenser than PotC and just has fewer gags.