I find reading comments and perspectives on the MCU more interesting than the movies themselves. And it certainly consumes far less time than watching the films.

How about this... He’s not known as a director of “prestige” movies, but a really good director of genre fare.

I’ll use myself as an example. Guardians of the Galaxy is one of the few MCU movies I have seen in its entirety (I think Iron Man is the only other), and I found it a pretty self-contained movie, although obviously setting itself up for sequels. It obviously made references to events and characters from other films,…

And AT&T-Warner vibes.

Even as a kid, I suspected that the writers were deliberately trying to come up with the lamest possible things for Zan to change into.  “Form of... a bucket of ice water!”

There’s a reason why Philadelphians claim you can’t get a good cheesesteak outside of the greater Philly region: the specific variety of bread used, which is hard to find or substitute elsewhere in the US. It needs a hoagie roll that’s the right combination of slightly crispy on the outside and soft but dense enough…

Even if this isn’t any good, I at least give them credit for a unique visual style.  

Kind of like I have no interest whatsoever in seeing either cut of Justice League, but reading about those two train wrecks on this website was utterly fascinating.

I think a less chill culture would have already tossed Miller into Kilauea by now.

Well, to be fair, personality disorders are in the DSM.  

I didn’t realize “pentalogy” was a word, and if this franchise wasn’t originally announced as a series of five films, would the word have even existed? Off the top of my head, I can’t think of another book, movie, play, opera, etc. that was originally conceived and subsequently executed in five installments.  And of…

How did I miss all these years that Porkins and that “Top... Men” guy in Raiders of the Lost Ark were portrayed by the same actor?

You forgot AT&T. Was Ms. Warner married to them before or after Ricky Ricardo?

Ben Affleck looks particularly embarrassed.

And history repeats itself. The same predictions were made when first AOL and then AT&T purchased Warner. The results were largely as you predict with Discovery.

Maybe a transliteration of the Dutch “zij” to something like “zey”? It would be used differently in English than in Dutch, where it is either the emphasized feminine third person single, or emphasized gender neutral third person plural. It sounds both distinct but close enough to “he”, “she” and “they” that it…

Imagine if Jared Leto was in the movie too.

I’d like to see the Fyre Festival crossed with a Return to Gilligan’s Island.

Burning through their residual investor capital and cannabalizing their remaining physical assets? 

I was thinking the exact same thing, until I saw the caption.