Even JoJo left his home in Tucson, Arizona, for some California grass.

America under Jed Bartlet — probably working closely to the White House too and getting to know those people.

I'm definitely on a brand new side of the generational gap.

Scarlett, join me in a band as The Couple and solve your Singles problem.

"Hey, my phantom zone, my decision!"

Turd Ferguson is my spiritual compass.

That's The Sight, his evil twin. The flare doesn't let you see the goatee.

Great. Stepped on and now cancer.

*avatar-comment synergy*

Wow. Juggernaut Taylor Swift vs. unstoppable Scientology.

Who wants popcorn?

A is for annoyance.

The one-syllable ones are always awkward.

Ladies and gentlemen… STIIIII-IIIIII-IING!

People keep referring to it as "yeezus". I think it's something you utter when you hear his side of the shit.

Oh, it can be two things, as the kids have been sayin.

It's a matter of perspective. You get the real smelly, but soft one with the less smelly, but more consistent one. The result will be the perfect shit.

Wait… so who's the one from The Bottom Club and who made Ejjacula? I always mix them.

It's an unfortunate double-A in the reverse Godzilla scale.

You kiddin? Francis Ford Copulation is right there!

I wonder when SJP will finally be invited to BoJack Horseman as the love interest. The internet would break.

Why not? Here at home any Viagra is just "aspirin". Take two every two hours.

"Because you know I'm all about that bass, no treble."
— The Internet