Still don’t know what started this. Still don’t ever want this to end.

Pant O’Mime was going to attend White Sox camp to appear at White Sox camp today, but Kenny Williams barred his son, Sweetchild O’Mime from the facilities. The younger O’Mime, with a tear in his eye, looked to his father and mouthed the words “Where do we go now?”

Quick, someone get Goose Gossage on the phone and ask him how he feels about mimes in baseball!

“One of the best and most welcome developments of the 2016 baseball season is Barry Bonds returning to the major leagues as a hitting coach with the Miami Marlins.”

Ichiro and Bonds should switch jobs every two weeks all season. The first ever coach/player platoon. Who would object?

I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.

Wow - it’s been awhile since any Republican has won the Urban vote.