Can only think of this "man goes to doctor says he is depressed, can't go on, life has no meaning anymore. Doctor says I have perfect cure, great clown Pagliacci in town, sure to make you feel better. Go see him, life not so bad. But doctor! Cried the man. I AM Pagliacci

I mean experience of years in therapy hearing other people's desperation, and the experience of the anger after an attempt and then waking up the next morning

Nothing cowardly about it. Taking that final step must take enormous courage. And I speak from experience

He was one of the first to make me appreciate proper stand up and improv.
Oh Captain my Captain

George?

It's not about
Faith or ideology
Colour creed or roots

The smarmy professor was played by Nicholas Ball. Most famous at the time for starring in Hazell, cowritten by Terry Venables and being the man Pamela Stephenson dumped for Billy Connolly

Unseemly things like Alfie Allen?

Fancy a game of travel scrabble Death?

Been at the Discworld Convention in Manchester. Sadly Sir Terry unable to attend due to advancing illness. Lots of interesting news re TV and film projects in the works.

Them Muslims

Didn't Rice get all Born Again and vow to stop writing this stuff?

Vampire vajazzle?

But he was still ronery

Every time he speaks, an angel has an orgasm

"One of those coyotes made love to my skull!"

Frank?

Pederast?

Absolutely, if only for Kat Dennings boobs. And the Lady Sif

11) The Duckworth Lewis method. Cricket themed Irish band formed by Neil Hannon of The Divine Comedy. Insanely catchy and fun even if you know nothing about the game. Awesome if you do.