Slash fiction is porn named after the slash between the two names. So, Luther/Stringer Bell means fornication

Racist!

Basically, any porn you can imagine already exists online

True. Naughty Zoot that she is

Is someone talking trash about the future Mrs Typist?

Rule 34 unfortunately

I watched that this last weekend and, unfortunately, you can pretty much do all the Holy Grail gags during it

Cornish

The cameltoe-calypse

Kimota

If they were going ethnic they'd cast Lou Diamond Phillips

I do like 'trouser'

No incest!

Do they have to be live live?

Apparently Jacobi and McKellen are lifelong friends but had never worked together and they thought this would be fun

I really wasn't bothered about the story at all. I was fascinated by the characters and the way they interacted, anything actually happening was a bonus

New BMWs cost more than that. I call shenanigans

English is a non-inflected indo-european language

Well, that and Withnail's impassioned "I feel like a pig shat in my head!"

The London School of Economics would like a word.