Unfortunately, quite a lot of people do. Kill them all I say, but sadly this would be illegal.

Truth be told, those same germs are probably on everything in the store. Including door handles and shopping carts.

How about they get Brian Williams, George Takei and a couple of women to replace all the people that just left the View?

was this drawn strictly using Fashion Plate technology?

My wedding dress (the second) was red. That marriage didn't last either...

L'Oreal stopped testing on animals? I DID NOT KNOW THIS!!!

"Hunting is not a matter of life or death..."

I wanted a rich red for mine, but I couldn't find a shade I liked that they could all easily get in three different states.

Sexism is determining that a corporation's right to religious freedom trumps a woman's human rights. That's what sexism is.

Women like Megyn Kelly, who spout insane regressive drivel that only serves to harm their own gender in return for a paycheck, make you realize why Dante dedicated the lowest circle of Hell to the traitorous.

Imma let you finish, but the original attack cat had the best family 911 call ever. I love the transcription.

I watched It Takes Two every day (twice a day on the weekends) when I was 8 and Steve Guttenberg's character completely defined what I have now come to look for in a man: super nice, philanthropic, great chest hair, and totally down for food fights.

First, I should start by saying I had a childhood obsession with Steve Guttenberg (I think it was because Tower of Terror). Second, I find it really disheartening that he is convinced Ghostbusters 2 wasn't made.....Steve, buddy....what's going on?

I think it's fair to consider everyone involved in this awful. The only innocent victim I see here are the poor animals.

See I'm one of those weirdos that loves both brussels (seriously, have you HAD them roasted in olive oil, salt and pepper?!) and kale. Not even entirely for any health reasons, I just genuinely like both veggies/leafy greens. And I can say with complete seriousness I am super excited for this.

Be kale or be chocolate. Pick one.

Dear Robin Thicke and 1800 Flowers:

I'm personally offended that he left off Mary Louise Parker, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Connelly, Lucy Liu, Rachel Weisz and Sandra Bullock.

The best thing about aging is that the older I get, the fewer fucks I give about the opinions of dickwads like these.

Am I the only one who thinks that the instagram-esque pictures in the background take away from the seriousness of these claims? This isn't a bullshit art project, these are people's lives who have been negatively affected by sexual assault and harassment.